So I saw Frozen today, very mediocre but bearable... but that's really not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about all these new fucking Marvel films. Jesus Christ every time I see an advertisement for a new Marvel film I just wanna punch someone right in the face. The weird thing is, I don't know why. I like Marvel, I like their new films (granted they do kinda suck to some degree), so why the hell do I hate hearing about them so much? At first I thought it was like "Do I look like I wanna watch a new fucking superhero film? I just got out of bed I don't wanna watch this stuff it's bullshit." But no, no, usually it's pretty good, so that's not why. Here's the revelation that made me hate them a little less. Every time I see a Marvel film I can only think about how the hell someone's gonna ruin it with shipping. JESUS CHRIST DO I HATE SHIPPING. So much that it can ruin a whole series of films for me. Tony Stark would not fuck Captain America. Thor would not fuck Loki (Loki would fuck a horse but that's beyond my control). Hawkeye WOULD fuck Black Widow though, that's canon. I think. Every time I see another "Stony" or "Thorki" thing I just wanna find whoever made it and bite their nuts off. Or wings if they happen to be a winged cat (inside joke huhu). *squeezes stress ball* But enough about that, here are a few movies I actually AM looking forward to. I am now aware that a new 300 movie is coming out and that seems to almost completely soothe my anger towards you heartless NON-CANON BASTARDS. *squeezes stress ball* But yea if 300 Dawn of an Empire is half as good as the first one I will be... moderately appeased. If it's 75% as good I'll be elated. Other movies I'm looking forward to are the The Lego Movie and Godzilla. Also Jurassic Park 4, but I don't have very high hopes for that. Hopefully they've had enough time to learn from their mistakes on Jurassic Park 3 and 2. Just as I hope Godzilla will learn from its mistakes on... Godzilla... (1998). So yea, 300: Dawn of an Empire, The Lego Movie, and Godzilla are the movies I am looking forward to (mainly) next year. Also, if you ship Stony or Thorki or anything at all I will find you. And eat your first born child.